
I just heard this one this afternoon from our Bavarian friend, Ulli: “A pilgrim walks by a bar…” Get it? It’s funny because that would never happen. Seriously, the Camino de Santiago is like one giant pub crawl. In the morning we walk from one bar/cafe to the next, searching for café con leche and second breakfast, then mid-day cervesas at the next little Spanish village. At the end of the day we usually have another cervesa right after dropping our bags at the albergue. In fact, I’m drinking a beer right now. Stories are not just shared on the road, many are shared over food, beer, and/or wine at the end of the day when our bodies are tired but our wits are still keen. Sometimes, this is when the best stories are actually made.
Take, for example, this next installment of The Camino Stories, for which we can also thank Ulli (sorry Ulli, I’m using your real name for this one, though I don’t think you’ll mind as you are the hero in this story). This story takes place on only day three of our Camino. It is about taking chances and trusting in people whom you’ve just met, even in the face of mortal danger.
The afternoon had turned cold and the skies were threatening rain. Our intrepid group of five pilgrims set out from the albergue for the local bus stop in Cizor Menor. The plan, head back to Pamplona, which we had walked through a few hours earlier, and explore the city.
The bus ride back to the city center, which had taken us hours to walk from, took less than 30 minutes. When we got off the bus the temperature had dropped even more. Some of us, in an attempt to allow our feet and toes a little freedom, had left our muddy shoes at the albergue and were wearing only sandals. We found a cafe immediately and warmed ourselves for the journey ahead. From the cafe we trudged on toward the cathedral. Though the wind whipped through our clothes and the rain had started to freeze, we carried on.
In the cathedral, out of the wind and rain, we found solace. It was there that Ulli, a Hemingway fan who insisted on staying the night in Pamplona, joined our group. We were now six pilgrims let loose upon a city that was, unfortunately, in the midst of siesta. After our little tour, we stepped out of the cathedral into the plaza where we all wondered out loud what to do next. The rain had let up but it was still cold so the prospect of wandering around the sleepy, narrow streets in search of entertainment did not sound appealing. We needed a plan, a goal of some kind, in order to drive our feet forward over the cold cobbled streets.
“I have an idea,” says Ulli, a wonderful man from Bavaria whom Jen and I had only met that day while walking from Larrasoaña. Happy for any suggestion, our group stopped to hear what Ulli had in mind. “It will only take five or ten minutes,” he says in his accented english, “and one or two of us might die.”
Personally, I looked around and calculated the odds. Others did the same and together we replied in unison, “Okay.” I mean, why not. The alternative was to stand around contemplating what else to do while we all froze to death. Why not follow the suggestion of a man in thick black-rimmed glasses, a Stetson baseball cap, and skin-tight leather lederhosen?
With Ulli in the lead, our merry band of six pilgrims (which could soon possibly only number four or five) marched through the gates of the cathedral plaza and into the ancient streets of Pamplona. The gothic buildings along the narrow streets took on an ominous feeling as we shrugged off the cold and soldiered forward. I must admit, for a brief second I considered that this scenario was similar to the plot of many horror movies and, had I been watching this in the third person, I would have yelled at the screen, “don’t go!” My curiosity, however, was overpowering. In the few hours since we had left Ulli in Pamplona and then returned by bus, what could he have discovered that was so interesting? The others, I’m sure, were thinking similarly. It was not long before we would find out.
Only a few short blocks from the cathedral Ulli stopped and pointed out to us that the street we were standing in was one of the streets where the annual “running of the bulls” took place. “Interesting,” we all thought but was that it? Had Ulli brought us here just to point out this small bit of tourist information? And then, his plan became clear. Not only were we standing on a street where the doomed bulls are set free to trample and gorge crazy Spaniards and tourists, we were standing directly in front of one of the most touristy tourist shops in Pamplona.
Anything having to do with the running of the bulls could be found in this shop. T-shirts, buttons, beer mugs, novelty hats, etc., etc. This was like the Disney Store for Pamplona’s most famous event. But, trinkets and toys were not why Ulli had brought us here. No, he intended for us to actually run with the bulls.

Okay, not actually. Obviously, the picture is staged but how cool is that? In the back of the store they had plastered the walls with street scenes and placed six real, yet very dead and stuffed bulls. For only 2€ per person they would provide you with the traditional costume and take your picture in various imposing positions. This was, by far, the most cheesy thing we had seen since beginning our spiritual journey on the Camino and, naturally, all of us enthusiastically loved the idea.
In no time at all we were in costume and posing for the camera. At the end of it all, enlivened and invigorated, the cold air was barely noticeable as we walked out of the shop. Whatever would happen later that night, nothing would top this experience and we had the pictures to prove it. Best of all (depending on your point of view, that is) no one had to die. This was an epic experience. One that only six of us currently walking the Camino de Santiago took part in and can give a first-hand account of. All thanks to a really cool guy named Ulli who didn’t turn out to be a serial killer.
So, thanks Ulli. You have helped reaffirm my faith in humanity. Despite what you see in the news or what the fear mongers on Facebook want to you to believe, there are times when you need to trust people, even those you’ve just met, in order to have the time of your life.
Buen camino everyone!














































































